i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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