You're my little dorito
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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