we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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