How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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