Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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