we're blogging at a bar
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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