The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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