I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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