no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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