yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
