People with herpes should wear stickers.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
A bitchslap is in order.
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