She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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