Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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