absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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