I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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