we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
