you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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