nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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