none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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