...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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