IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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