Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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