I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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