he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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