come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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