woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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