I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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