even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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