But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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