U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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