do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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