How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Please, let me fuck your mom
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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