I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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