Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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