You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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