ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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