when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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