plz talk dirty to me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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