I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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