my vag is so smooth its legendary
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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