how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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