I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning