She's JV to your varsity
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
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Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit