you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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