dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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