She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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