he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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