it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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