ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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