i permit you to call me
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Randomize
