if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
