Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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