i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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