another moral hangover. fuck.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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