I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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