Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
