That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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