i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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