Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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