By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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