But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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