I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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